UnCONventional

Discussion (9) ¬

1. 
   Blitzkrieg1701

   January 19, 2016, 12:57 am | # | Reply

   Artist Alley Table Rule #17: You will always get busiest exactly when you really need to be something else.

   Rule #17-A: Acting busy to deliberately invoke this rule doesn’t work
2. 
   JasonAW3

   January 19, 2016, 11:41 am | # | Reply

   Rule 17-b; The number of people coming to the table will be directly proportional to the need that one has to go to the rest room. The more you gotta go, the more people show up at your table.

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     EcchiKitty

     January 19, 2016, 9:16 pm | # | Reply

     Rule-17-b-2: Again, trying to use this deliberately doesn’t work.

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       Trae Dorn

       January 19, 2016, 9:23 pm | # | Reply

       Rule 17-b-3: You’ll stop being busy if you start peeing on people.

       Mostly because you’ll get arrested.

       But sometimes you do what you need to.

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         EcchiKitty

         January 20, 2016, 2:36 pm | # | Reply

         I feel there’s yet another layer for people who won’t go away when peed upon, but I don’t want to think about it too much…

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           xero

           January 22, 2016, 7:53 am | #

           Thats rule 34
3. 
   Lincilla

   January 20, 2016, 12:25 am | # | Reply

   She said the thing…

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     xero

     January 22, 2016, 7:55 am | # | Reply

     Even when i worked retail we knew better then to say the thing (was a joke at first but we quickly learned better) and id warn every new hire they always laughed…they learned
4. 
   AmyCat

   August 13, 2016, 2:26 am | # | Reply

   As a Dealer, I’ve long known that the best-ever “Summon Customers” Spell is to dash off to the restroom when the Dealers’ Room has been *dead* for ages. There’ll be at least half a dozen impatient folks clustered in your booth by the time you get back… :-}